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Paco2004 Posted 21 years ago
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secret love letter

Hello guys


Bill and Monica deeply love each other. But Bill is married and every e-mail he gets is censored by his wife Hilary. So Bill and Monica invented a special method for their communication. Below is an e-mail Bill got recently from Monica. Reading this, Bill and Hilary were both very happy. Can you get why so?

The great love I said I have for you
is gone, and I find my dislike for you
increases every day. When I see you
I do not even like the way you look;
the only thing I want to do is to
look the other way. I never wanted to
marry you. Our last conversation
was very dull and in no ways has
made me anxious to see you again.

Monica

paco
  

Top answer

Hi paco I guess Hilary would be very happy with the e-mail as it looks like the love affair is over, but Bill would be very happy with the message after applying the code of "missing out" every other line which would then read as below. The great love I said I have for you increases every day. When I see you the only thing I want to do is to marry you.

— Eargasms

  • Hi paco I guess Hilary would be very happy with the e-mail as it looks like the love affair is over, but Bill would be very happy with the message after applying the code of "missing out" every other line which would then read as below.
  • The great love I said I have for you increases every day.
  • When I see you the only thing I want to do is to marry you.
  • Our last conversation made me anxious to see you again.
  • Monica
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Hi paco

I guess Hilary would be very happy with the e-mail as it looks like the love affair is over, but Bill would be very happy with the message after applying the code of "missing out" every other line which would then read as below.

The great love I said I have for you

increases every day. When I see you
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BINGO! [G] [G] [G] [G]

paco
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Thanks, and by the way happy anniversary!

I see it is a year ago today that you joined the forum.
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EargasmsThanks, and by the way happy anniversary!
I see it is a year ago today that you joined the forum.
Wow! I didn't notice it! Thank you very much!

paco
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