The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man smiling at her from his porch. <br/><br/>“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?” <br/><br/>“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.” <br/><br/>“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?” <br/><br/>He answered, “Thirty-two.”