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Maj Posted 23 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Scottish jokes
- Donald: " I always feel that I'm covered in gold paint doctor."
Psychiatrist: " Oh, that's just your gilt complex."
-Sandy: " Will you marry me?"
Girlfriend: "No, but I'll always admire your good taste."
-There are two things a Scot likes naked!
One of them is malt whisky!
- How did the Grand Canyon come about?
A Scotman lost a sixpence.
Psychiatrist: " Oh, that's just your gilt complex."
-Sandy: " Will you marry me?"
Girlfriend: "No, but I'll always admire your good taste."
-There are two things a Scot likes naked!
One of them is malt whisky!
- How did the Grand Canyon come about?
A Scotman lost a sixpence.
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Top jokes Maj. Can anyone explain the second one to me as I am a little thick!
- Top jokes Maj.
- Can anyone explain the second one to me as I am a little thick!
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Top jokes Maj. Can anyone explain the second one to me as I am a little thick!
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Does he have a good taste? yes, according to her. She considers herself to be good looking. Any better?
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Oh, I see, I always considered Sandy to be a female name! Ok, I'm wrong, Ive just remembered a famous Scot named Sandy. A golfer Sandy Lyle!
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i believe there was a scottish sandy on big brother last year- he climbed onto the roof and jumped to freedom- made the name stick.
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My favourite Scottish joke (and I can write this because I am Scottish) is:
Scottish people only support two teams - Scotland and whoever is playing England!
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Scottish people only support two teams - Scotland and whoever is playing England!
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Q:Who invented copper wire?
A:Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny!
A:Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny!
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i'm not no, but I did live in Scotland for a year, and in Ireland for a year and a half. The Scots have Irish Jokes and the Irish have Scottish jokes. I'm English and we have both, and a few French and German Jokes too!
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The average Englishman, in his home he calls his castle, puts on his national costume - A shabby Raincoat patented by Charles MacIntosh of Glasgow, Scotland.
He drives a car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he recieves his mail with adhearive stamps which, although they bear the queen of England's head, were invented by John
He drives a car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he recieves his mail with adhearive stamps which, although they bear the queen of England's head, were invented by John
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