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Sarcastic ways of saying that you'd rather do something than what somebody proposes that you do

I collect various ways of saying that I'd rather do something horrific and drastic than something that someone suggests to me, so I was hoping that someone could give me some new ones to memorize. TIA.

I'd rather chop my leg off
I'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit Dan Rather I'd rather be covered with honey and hung beneath a bee hive I'd rather eat my own foot I'd rather eat a urinal cake I'd rather trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than ... (Wild West Tech)
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes
I'd of rather cut off my hand Mildred Pierce
I'd rather cut off a finger than live hear one more year I'd rather walk barefoot on hot coals
I would rather cut off my own *** and sit in vinegar! rather lose an arm or a leg than
I would rather eat my own flesh than
I Would rather eat the lint off the floor
I would rather eat glass than
would sooner remove my eyes with a spoon
  

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[nq:1]I collect various ways of saying that I'd rather do something horrific and drastic than something that someone suggests to ... " [nq:1]From Rik Mayal:[/nq] "I'd rather stick my genitals in a bees' nest". ~Iain

  • [nq:1]I collect various ways of saying that I'd rather do something horrific and drastic than something that someone suggests to ...
  • " [nq:1]From Rik Mayal:[/nq] "I'd rather stick my genitals in a bees' nest".
  • ~Iain
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[nq:1]I collect various ways of saying that I'd rather do something horrific and drastic than something that someone suggests to ... I would rather eat glass than would sooner remove my eyes with a spoon From Blackadder, the master of SWOSTYWRDSTWSPTYD,[/nq]
"No, I'd rather French kiss a skunk."
"I'd rather have my tongue beaten waifer thin, and then stapled to the ground with a croqet hoo
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[nq:2]From Rik Mayal:[/nq]
[nq:1]"I'd rather stick my genitals in a bees' nest".[/nq]
That reminds me, I heard Stephanie Miller say on the radio the other day, "I'd rather pour hot piping coffee on my genitals."

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