I'm not sure if they are better for your purposes, but here are some alternatives: Between the Devil and the deep blue sea. Catch-22 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. You're screwed either way.
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InterventizioI want to imply that either way you are doomed.Out of the frying pan and into the fire.