Riddle 7

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001. Grammatically, the question you asked in your post. 02br
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002. In reality, any question that someone addresses to you when you are dead. 02br
00'Hi Tom, sorry you are dead. Do you like being dead?' 02br
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0 If you are answering honestly, and not sarcastically, then: 02br
00"ARE YOU ASLEEP?" 0-

0 I disagree. People often ask me if I am asleep and I answer YES. 0-

0 the answer is "are you asleep?" but i suppose the same could be said of "are you dead?" and i also answer questions when im woken up 02br
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00strangly when i was woken this morning, i apparently said "you cant call that an army!" then i was asked why and i said "because their all dead, they wont capture moscow like that!" 02br
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00wha

0 Once, when I was babysitting, the child was having a nightmare so I woke her up and she told me... 02br
00"I can't drink the food?" 02br
00When i asked her why, she said... 02br
00"Because the straws aren't wide enough!" 02br
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00Has anybody else had any strange experiences/utterences on waking up? 0-

0 Are you dead? 0-

0lol @ nightmares 02br
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00somtimes i say wierd things when im woken up...0-

There are thousands of answers!

What is your name? (I doubt that there are many people named yes)

What does n-o spell?

What's that?

What is the opposite of yes?

etc.

or any question if your a quadrapalegic mute without a computer and a wheelchair!

1. open ended questions.

2. r u asleep?

3. r u dead?

4. is bush a good president?