Review my email please :)

This email will be sent out to over 12,000 people. These people are registered members on my website.

Dear {username},

***** is an active article database, boasting 121157 Articles and 12481 Authors, we are one of the biggest directories in existence. Now, we just got bigger, with the introduction of our forum. Now you can get help with your articles, whether it be about language, content or anything at all, join in with our forum community!

If you visit **** then click the forum tab at the top you will be directed to our forum. Now here's the special bit. You see, here at ***** we know exactly what you're like. Yes, lazy! So, to accommodate your needs we went ahead and copied your website accounts onto the forum. So all you have to do is log into the forum with the same user name and password you use to log into the main website.

Your details are:
{username}
{password}

However, we can't force you to join in with creating our fantastic community, so you don't have to if you don't want to. But then again, there's no reason why you still can't use our directory service.

If you're still reading this email, thanks! As you've noticed, we aren't too formal, but we do take our work seriously. We review and publish all articles within 24 hours. Another thing you will notice is that unlike a lot of websites, we don't abuse our 'Mass Email' feature. You will only get emails such as this for important ***** related events. This is the first ever mass email we have sent out and we hope it to be a success in drawing you all back. I am greatly looking forward to watching my bandwidth plummet tomorrow! If this is successful, an angry anti mass email mob of about 12,000 people will charge at the forum, only to find out that it's pink.

So, yeah! We are very much looking forward to seeing you all active members on the forum and submitting articles on the main site!

Thanks for taking the time to read, we appreciate your support!