What are the rules for using "what" in the way I did in this thread title?
I first heard it in the TV cartoon series "The Tick", which has a bad guy called "The Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight".
I've been told that the standard pronouns are who, whom, which and that:
"Who" is used for people "Whom" is used as an object about people or after prepositions "Whose" is a genitive and can refer to both people and things "Which" refers to things, animals or a whole sentence "That" can be a substitute for both "Who" and "Which" in relative clauses when necessary
But what about "What";
The man what is called John The Bomber what bombs at midnight
Does anyone know the rules for using "What" in this way?
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I would say the rule is to use "what" instead of "who" or "that" if you want to sound illiterate or uneducated!
— Khoff
I would say the rule is to use "what" instead of "who" or "that" if you want to sound illiterate or uneducated!
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What makes you associate this "What"-use with being illiterate and uneducated? I thought it was an older way of speaking, like saying "thee"?!
JTT: If I'm not mistaken, it is an older form of English. It's funny and more than a bit ironic that the language that is often made most fun of [hill country] more closely replicates older forms of English.
Right, I had deduced that as well, I like reading about old nuggets like "pray tell" and "fair teeming" and such, which is why this "what" thing caught my eye. My generation of swedish youths is so used to modern english-american lingo that quaint, old fashioned expressions and colloquial figures of speech shine like pearls when we happen upon them.
Sorry - I had a feeling when I made the "illiterate and uneducated" comment I was going to regret it! I didn't even think of the posiblity of its being archaic. Pray forgive, forsooth!
Let's just say it is very 'council estate'. And before you accuse me of being a snob I live on one so I'm allowed to comment! It may be an archaic form, but these days it is rightly or wrongly seen as very low register and uneducated.
So since "what" in this case substitutes other, longer pronouns ("that which"), it's seen like an easy way out of building a sentence? Like the italian-american double negatives ("I ain't seen nothing")?