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JCDenton Posted 18 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
really cool joke, just for fun..:-)
1 i 00 Nick is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Nick, sell your business." 02 br
00 He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Nick, sell your business for $3 million." 02 br
00 After weeks of this, he gives in and sells his store. 02 br
00 The voice says "Nick, go to Las Vegas." 02 br
00 He asks why. "Nick, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." 02 br
00 He obeys, goes to a casino. 02 br
00 Voice says, "Nick, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand." 02 br
00 He hesitates but knows he must obey. He's dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. 02 br
00 "Nick, take a card." 02 br
00 "WHAT? THE DEALER HAS A SIX!" 02 br
00 "TAKE A CARD." 02 br
00 Nick tells the dealer to hit him. 02 br
00 Nick gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. 02 br
00 "Nick, take another card." 02 br
00 WHAT??? 02 br
00 "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" 02 br
00 Nick asks for another card. It's another ace. He now has twenty and all his $3 million is at stake. 02 br
00 "Nick, take another card," the voice commands. 02 br
00 Nick shouts, "BUT I HAVE TWENTY!!!!!" 02 br
00 "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. 02 br
00 "Hit me", Nick says reluctantly. 02 br
00 He gets another ace. Blackjack! 02 br
00 The booming voice says incredulously: "un-freeking-believable!" 02 i 0-
00 He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Nick, sell your business for $3 million." 02 br
00 After weeks of this, he gives in and sells his store. 02 br
00 The voice says "Nick, go to Las Vegas." 02 br
00 He asks why. "Nick, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." 02 br
00 He obeys, goes to a casino. 02 br
00 Voice says, "Nick, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand." 02 br
00 He hesitates but knows he must obey. He's dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. 02 br
00 "Nick, take a card." 02 br
00 "WHAT? THE DEALER HAS A SIX!" 02 br
00 "TAKE A CARD." 02 br
00 Nick tells the dealer to hit him. 02 br
00 Nick gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. 02 br
00 "Nick, take another card." 02 br
00 WHAT??? 02 br
00 "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" 02 br
00 Nick asks for another card. It's another ace. He now has twenty and all his $3 million is at stake. 02 br
00 "Nick, take another card," the voice commands. 02 br
00 Nick shouts, "BUT I HAVE TWENTY!!!!!" 02 br
00 "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. 02 br
00 "Hit me", Nick says reluctantly. 02 br
00 He gets another ace. Blackjack! 02 br
00 The booming voice says incredulously: "un-freeking-believable!" 02 i 0-
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