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Nona the brit Posted 20 years ago
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Re: Elephant joke

Imagine an elephant is hiding in your bed under the covers.

You don't notice until you climb on top and realise that your nose is touching the ceiling. It's funny because you haven't noticed a great enormous elephant in your bed.
  

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It's like the question (or rather 'series of questions') Question 1 of 4 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

  • It's like the question (or rather 'series of questions') Question 1 of 4 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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It's like the question (or rather 'series of questions')

Question 1 of 4

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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open the refrigerator, and put it inside.

rrrr... that's the question rite? and i am answering it.. " )
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Yep, you're right! Emotion: big smile

Now Question 2 of 4

How would you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
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i think it would be the same answer, but this time you need to kick the elephant in the **** because of his negligence... hahaha.

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Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
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oh dear.. i thought it was a huge refrigerator. you couldn't put that giraffe in it at the first place, if it wasn't huge enough, in a way.

hahaha.. so funny!

" ) ..arguing only for the sake of fun, though!
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I am sorry. doesn't mean to being rude.

so, what is the question no. three?
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Thanks for reminding me Tizry - almost forgot to put forth the third question! Now where are those darn spectacles of mine?

Question 3

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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The Centipede? Maybe........?????????

because he was still putting on his shoes even after the conference was over...!?
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~The giraffe? Because he's still stuck in the refridgerator?

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