Now, for your entertainment, I will prove to you that a cat has 9 tails.<br/><br/>1) You would agree that no cat has 8 tails? Yes<br/><br/>2) You would agree that one cat has got one more tail than no cat? Yes<br/><br/>Therefore, one cat, has one more tail than no cat (which has 8 tails) and so it has 9 tails.<br/><br/>I love being clever, and I love being cleverer than you.<br/><br/>Thank you very much.