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ISU_152 Posted 18 years ago
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0 Hello . I try to translate one joke from my work 02 br
00 Conversation with the client: 02 br
00 - Please, help - tax officer want penalty to us! 02 br
00 - What happened? 02 br
00 - We don’t keep tax from garland. Our employee was died and the firm bay a garland to his grave. 02 br
00 - And??? 02 br
00 - Tax officer says – we must keep the income tax for the garland. 02 br
00 - How dead men can pay tax? 02 br
00 - He says – it is profit for his wife 02 br
00 - Say him – it was be present and no incoming tax in this situation 02 br
00 - He says – dead men can`t take a present 02 br
00 - Say him – it was be present to his wife 02 br
00 - Thank you – he abandon the penalty 0-
00 Conversation with the client: 02 br
00 - Please, help - tax officer want penalty to us! 02 br
00 - What happened? 02 br
00 - We don’t keep tax from garland. Our employee was died and the firm bay a garland to his grave. 02 br
00 - And??? 02 br
00 - Tax officer says – we must keep the income tax for the garland. 02 br
00 - How dead men can pay tax? 02 br
00 - He says – it is profit for his wife 02 br
00 - Say him – it was be present and no incoming tax in this situation 02 br
00 - He says – dead men can`t take a present 02 br
00 - Say him – it was be present to his wife 02 br
00 - Thank you – he abandon the penalty 0-
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02 br 00 - Please help. 02 br 00 - We didn't withhold tax for the wreath. 02 br 00 - Thank you.
- 02 br 00 - Please help.
- 02 br 00 - We didn't withhold tax for the wreath.
- 02 br 00 - Thank you.
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0 . 02 br
00 - Please help. The tax officer wants to penalize us! 02 br
00 - What happened? 02 br
00 - We didn't withhold tax for the wreath. Our employee died and the firm bought a wreath for his grave. 02 br
00 - And? 02 br
00 - The tax officer says we must withhold income tax for the wreath. 02 br
00 - How can dead men pay tax? 02 br
00 - Please help. The tax officer wants to penalize us! 02 br
00 - What happened? 02 br
00 - We didn't withhold tax for the wreath. Our employee died and the firm bought a wreath for his grave. 02 br
00 - And? 02 br
00 - The tax officer says we must withhold income tax for the wreath. 02 br
00 - How can dead men pay tax? 02 br
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