I would use only "the" because that's the only way I've ever heard jokes told. It's "the" story, so why not "the" politician? It's "the" story that's going around, being told.
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CalifJim It's "the" story, so why not "the" politician?Well, it's "the" story - a particular story - but about some politician. I am speculating. Is this bad English, "a politician", in that situation, CalifJim?
CalifJimIt's "the" story, so why not "the" politician?By the same token, why not "the" bar, but "a bar"? But it's "a bar" . . .
Godivawhy not "the" bar, but "a bar"?Who knows? I suppose it's just because that's the way jokes work. Which bar doesn't make any difference, but it's only this one blonde that's the subject of this joke.
GodivaIs this bad English, "a politician", in that situation, CalifJim?Of course not. It's completely grammatical, but I don't choose it when I tell a joke. Imitate whoever you want whose English you trust. It doesn't have to be the way I do it.
CalifJimOf course not. It's completely grammatical, but I don't choose it when I tell a joke. Imitate whoever you want whose English you trust. It doesn't have to be the way I do it.I understand. But you're a native speaker and a very knowledgeable one too, so whenever you say "I wouldn't say it", I think "does it mean it's wrong?"