[/nq] Your tongue in cheek parody definitely worked better than complaining about it, but as for the crowd response you already know what it's going to be. It's the same response it's always been, except I was tempted to throw in "It's a dog eat dog world," when you mentioned your friend getting screwed over with the Kia. So either you like the feeling that you're being persecuted or you don't know any better.
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