Policeman and the stranger...pun .

Question

On a British street a policeman stops a car .In the car there is a visitor from another country . Policeman : ( holding up his hand )stop ?. Visitor: ( in a car ) what is the matter ? . Policeman : why are you driving on the right side of the road ? . Visitor o you want me to drive on the wrong side . Policeman : You are driving on the wrong side . V isitor : But you said I was driving on the right side . Policeman : That is right . You are on the right , and that is wrong . Visitor :A strang country ! if right is wrong , I am right when I am on the wrong side . So why did you stop me ? Policeman : My dear sir , you must keep to the left . The right side is the left .Visitor :It is like a looking -glass ! I will try to remember . Well , I want to go to Bellwood .Will you kindly tell me the way ? Policeman : Certainly. At the end of this road turn left . Visitor :Now let me think .Turn left ! In England left is right and right is wrong . Am I right ? Policeman : You will be right if you turn left .But if you turn right , you will be wrong .Visitor :Thank you it is as clear as daylight .