I can see why your friend doesn't want to post this, YoHf. It is a personal moan, not a poem for public consumption. This is just the same thing I mumble to myself every morning when I get up and before I reach the bathroom.
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I bet he/she would be mad if he/she knew that this poem was published in the internet.