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Facebook:

In today’s era of face book - we hardly meet face to face and neither have a time

to read books

Facebook Addiction:

Wife: Darling you forgotten my birthday

Husband: My smartphone is acting like a fool since past few days. It didn't pop up

facebook birthday reminder in notification bar. So sorry honey

9. Boss is not always right:

Boss: You have been telling everyone that boss is not always right. prove it right

now

Employee: The biggest proof is that you had been asking everyone about it.

10.Advertising:

Businessmen: Too much advertising is killing my business

Wife: But I really do not remember if you ever did any advertising

Business: that’s true, but my competitors did!

11.Status report:

Boss: Where you have been since three days and no status report either.

Employee: But I have been constantly updating my watsapp status 24 hours so

everyone gets live-feeds.

12. Marketing

Women: your salesperson promised that after using shampoo there won’t any

more hair problems. But now I am totally bald.

Manager: Exactly! No hair, no more problem mam. And you much have read

disclaimer!