please help me to find a mistake

First, I thought Vladimir Putin is the luckiest man, but I was wrong. This 20 year-old boy is even luckier than me sitting on the lap of a long-leg lady sure makes him see the heaven at the end of the tunnel. I admit that I am so jealous of him because the only lap that I ever had lain on was my own mother’s lap since I was a baby. But I am a grown man now believe or not, I still haven't lost my virginity.


None of our Lao girl wants to have anything to do with me. I don’t know what’s wrong. I always thought that I am cute enough. Damn! I wish I were that boy. Every night, I cry myself to sleep out of loneliness. Any of you feel sorry for me? Any Laotian girls out there

thanks