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Hi,everybody!I come from China!

I translate it from Chinese to English.I don't know whether I have a good translation.Please offer me a hand!Thanks so much!

A: Why you show an impassive look to her?

B: To whom?

A: To whom? Of course the British princess!

B: She is such a stupid woman!

A: Not exactly right! She is a stupid woman with good education from college.

B: So? Dad, you graduate from college also. Can’t you say something fresh?

A: Em, My father told me that if you didn’t know what to do ,have a date with a girl

B: God !Daddy ,what hell you are thinking about? I can’t believe it.

A: No matter it’s right or not. Young people at your age should have interests in girls!Didn’t you notice her eyes? Didn’t you pay attention to her big and beautiful hands? What hell you are looking at?

B: Her cerebrum definitely entered water!

A: She is possibly not too intelligent but she is cute. Son , have a good sleep , you will have an appointment with Swedish princess.

B: These princesses make me disgust.

A: Am I deaf ? I can’t believe you are fed up with the priencess!

B: yes ,they make me bored to death.

A: I need you get married.

B: I will get divorce soon after that.

A: Well ,you may marry again

B: Get divorce the second time.

A: Oh, marry another wife.

B: Get divorce the third time.

A: hey, you!Such a stubborn young prince.

(The King is considering to hold a party offering the prince a key to women.)