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JCDenton Posted 18 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

Please explain me this joke...

Please what is the point of this joke? Maybe I'm stupid, but I have no clue, what's so funny on this:

What do you do with an elephant with four balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

My big apology, if it's offensive..Emotion: big smile I heard that in the new episode of Without a Trace TV show, where this said one guy to a girl, in order to score by her..;-)

thx in advance ...

with regards

JCD
  

Top answer

e. allowed to move to first base automatically. Actually, the joke as it stands does not make sense, since if the baseball-playing elephant already has 4 *****, he has already been walked-- a decision post facto cannot be made.

— Mister Micawber

  • e.
  • allowed to move to first base automatically.
  • Actually, the joke as it stands does not make sense, since if the baseball-playing elephant already has 4 *****, he has already been walked-- a decision post facto cannot be made.
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The first line is meant to sound risque (4 ***** = 4 testicles), but the joke is that it is not a sexual reference-- 4 ***** here means 4 baseball pitches that do not cross home plate, and so the batter is 'walked', i.e. allowed to move to first base automatically.

Actually, the joke as it stands does not make sense, since if the baseball-playing elephant already has 4 *****, he ha
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Mister MicawberThe first line is meant to sound risque (4 ***** = 4 testicles), but the joke is that it is not a sexual reference-- 4 ***** here means 4 baseball pitches that do not cross home plate, and so the batter is 'walked', i.e. allowed to move to first base automatically.

Actually, the joke as it stands does not make sense, since if the baseball-pl
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Pretty sure that joke is said, 'what do you do with an elephant with 3 *****? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.' Makes much more sense than 4 ***** as the elephant would already be walked.
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3-ball version is from Hot Shots (1991 , the original). The beautiful Valerie Golino is telling Charlie Sheens character she will recommend he is grounded. one of the prettiest women in any Hollywood production.

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