Please correct this made-up solicitation piece

Please correct this.

Hi. I know the present economy leaves a lot to be desired and I think everyone is trying their hardest to stretch their dollar farthest -- remind you that I am one of you too in that respect. That is why we are cutting the admission to our seminar in half: It used to be 5 dollars per person but now it is 2 dollar and fifty cents. Remind you that this is an unprecedented offer. Never have I seen such a discount in the admission fee as far as I can remember and I assure you that I have been involved with running this event for a long time.

No need to say any further... please call our staff to reserve a seat right away. We expect the seats to go fast and would love to have you in our seminar.