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0 I'm wiritng a short Spanish Story. And there is in this story a fragment I want the main character to speak in English. He is a distinguished professor at a university. An one of his theories, the Group-Interaction Contribution Method (how chemical groups interact among them) has appeared in the most famous monograph: The Fleming's Monograph. He is visiting Thailand and wants to experience the "thailand massages" (in a prostitution house), but he doesn't have any money. Now please, consider this conversation of the story and correct it, and comment and suggest anything you wish: 02br
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00- Excuse me, Miss. I’d like to…, to hire you; I mean…, to have your services. But…, how to say it?…, I don’t have enough money and… No, no, no, please, you don’t interrupt me – I haven’t finished yet. Listen, please! I a-ppe-ar in… Fleming’ssss! And there, it is explained my new Group-Interaction Contribution Method. I–am-a-fa-mous-man! You could have the opportunity to tell everybody that you have served a very famous man! 02br
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00- Have you finished your speech? Now listen to me, mister! I don’t know this Fleming’s porno magazine and I don’t care about it. And do you know what? - I have my own method, which could be called the Body-Interaction Contribution Method. If you have the necessary money, there’s nothing to say and we can enter upon. But if you don’t have it… 02br
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00Thank you in advance, and sorry for this maybe unusual question. The story is, of course, a humorous story. 02br
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