A guy was frantically driving down the street in a panic because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, and not only that, I'll give up tequila." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. The guy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
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Hi Abodeka, It's really funny. I like it. rgds - Nicetomato
— Nicetomato
Hi Abodeka, It's really funny.
I like it.
rgds - Nicetomato
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