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Robyn Terri Posted 21 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

Ode to my spell checker

A little reminder not to rely too heavily on our spell checker.

Ode to my spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
it came with my pea sea
it planely marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and tipe a werd
and weight four it two say
weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.
  

Top answer

It is very funny... English language is sometimes so odd that you can pronounce the same vowel in many different ways... really difficult for English learners!

  • It is very funny...
  • English language is sometimes so odd that you can pronounce the same vowel in many different ways...
  • really difficult for English learners!
  • In my language (Spanish) if you see an a it is gonna be pronounced always like this /a/; if you find an e it is gonna be pronounced always like this /e/; and so on with all vowels...
  • by for now
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It is very funny...

English language is sometimes so odd that you can pronounce the same vowel in many different ways... really difficult for English learners!
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Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a quay and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its really ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your p

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correct spell of ode to a spellchecker?

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The spelling of such a new word is often a matter of opinion. I think this one is starting to settle down as one word: spellchecker.

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