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0 One of the residents in a nursing home enjoyed walking up and down the corridor, lifting her skirt in front of the men and shouting:  "Super sex!  Super sex!"   Most of the men had seen her many times and didn't pay her no never-mind.  One day a new man was sitting in his wheelchair in the corridor, and she appeared, raising her skirt and shouting, "Super sex!  Super sex!"  He lifted his titled chin, looked at her and said, "I'll have the soup". 0-

Benita · Accepted Answer

0lol Philip!!  05000  I'm going to giggle every time I have soup!010id2

Benita · Answer

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00I was eating soup at a restaurant the other night when I dropped my spoon. A waiter walking past at that moment immediately produced one from his pocket and placed it before me. "Do you always carry a soup spoon in your pocket?" I asked. "Well sir," he said, "We had an efficiency expert give a lecture here last week and he told us that 30 percent of all diners who order soup drop their spoons. So rather than make such frequent trips back to the silverware station he advised us to all carry soup spoons to save time." I had to agree it made sense in an odd sort of way. During dessert I noticed the same waiter walk by, and there was a string dangling from his fly. I motioned him over and discreetly pointed it out. "Thank you sir." he said. "This is part of the efficiency program as well. You see, the other end of the string is attached to my, um, privates. When we male waiters need to pee, we just unzip our fly, use the loose end of the string to pull ourselves out, and pee without ever touching anything. Therefore we don't have to wash our hands and it saves about a minute each time." I thought about this for a moment then asked him, "But how do you get yourself back in your pants?" "I don't know what the other waiters do sir, but I use the soup spoon." 0-

Philip · Answer

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01cite10Benita12cite10lol Philip!! 15010 I'm going to giggle every time I have soup!12br
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10 01b01font00Only when you have soup? [6] (I'm so naughty!)02font02b00 010id2

Benita · Answer

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20lol Philip!! 25020 I'm going to giggle every time I have soup!22br
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20 11b11font10Only when you have soup? [6] (I'm so naughty!)12font12b12blockquote

15100 I saw that coming!010id211id2

Flygonwings · Answer

0 I'll never be able to have soup again! 0-

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