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News from The Republican Party
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
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[nq:1]The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. [/nq] I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag? html
- [nq:1]The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.
- [/nq] I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?
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[nq:1]The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. ... the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.[/nq]
I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?
-- Christopher
I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?
-- Christopher
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[nq:1]I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?[/nq]
In fact, now I'm sure of it:
-- Christopher
http://alt-usage-english.org/AUE_gallery/chris_johnson.html
In fact, now I'm sure of it:
-- Christopher
http://alt-usage-english.org/AUE_gallery/chris_johnson.html
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[nq:2]I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?[/nq]
[nq:1]In fact, now I'm sure of it: http://tinyurl.com/gwfv[/nq]
Those ******* stole it from us.
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[nq:1]In fact, now I'm sure of it: http://tinyurl.com/gwfv[/nq]
Those ******* stole it from us.
-- | Bruce Tober, (Email Removed) , | | UK, +44-780-374-8255 (Mobile) +44-121-553-4284 (land) |
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[nq:2]I thought that was Canada - you know, the Maple Leaf Flag?[/nq]
[nq:1]In fact, now I'm sure of it: [/nq]
Did I read something about "If my parents were to see this, I would be in deep trouble!"? Hey, parents whatever, but if anybody over here in Rightpondia were to see this, you have lost at least one hundred thousand million (sorry! don't know Chicago slanguage for s
[nq:1]In fact, now I'm sure of it: [/nq]
Did I read something about "If my parents were to see this, I would be in deep trouble!"? Hey, parents whatever, but if anybody over here in Rightpondia were to see this, you have lost at least one hundred thousand million (sorry! don't know Chicago slanguage for s
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[nq:2] In fact, now I'm sure of it: [/nq]
[nq:1]Did I read something about "If my parents were to see this, I would be in deep trouble!"? Hey, parents ... (sorry! don't know Chicago slanguage for such big numbers) votes in your ongoing attempt to be World President in 2007.[/nq]
Would it help at all if I were to say that I am in favor of independence from Canada for Quebec?
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[nq:1]Did I read something about "If my parents were to see this, I would be in deep trouble!"? Hey, parents ... (sorry! don't know Chicago slanguage for such big numbers) votes in your ongoing attempt to be World President in 2007.[/nq]
Would it help at all if I were to say that I am in favor of independence from Canada for Quebec?
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[nq:1]The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. ... the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.[/nq]
Uh, er... I really don't think I want to know about "a" condom that protects "a b
[nq:1]The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. ... the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.[/nq]
Uh, er... I really don't think I want to know about "a" condom that protects "a b
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