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Do you have any idea what's crawling in and out of your office coffee cup when you go home at night?
"Night Crawlers" is there with hidden, night-vision cameras finding the filth you miss every morning.
These people learned the awful truth when we showed them hordes of frisky, lustful cockroaches getting high on sugar, partying and using the company dishes as their personal love nests.

Next week we'll be at another office with a brand new episode "The worst part of waking up is rat turds in your cup". Will it be your office?
"Night Crawlers" will change forever the way you look at your morning cup of coffee.

Paulo Joe Jingy
Couldn't you use a cup right now?

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I wouldn't watch a show that told me there were rat turds in my coffee. That's stuff I don't really want to know.
Just last night, a friend of mine and I were discussing reality shows. We have a mutual friend who has been pitching these three reality shows, trying to get them set up. All three are negative reality shows. One is a heart attack inducing Punked-type show where they make unsuspecting people believe they are going to die just to record their reactions. Another is designed to see how much a group of contestants can debase themselves for a prize... that doesn't exist. The third is about freaks - it makes fun of people with strange lives or physical deformaties. I think all of these show ideas are things I would never watch - too cruel. So far, no one has bought any of them.

While discussing this, my friend and I came up with a couple of positive ideas. Both deal with the kind of stuff people dream about coming true.
I don't mind game shows like SURVIVOR - they are games, and the players know what they signed up for. But stuff that's cruel or designed to shock is just more negative **** I have to deal with in life...

So I switch the channel to avoid it.
- Bill

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@reader1.panix.com:
[nq:1]I wouldn't watch a show that told me there were rat turds in my coffee. That's stuff I don't really ... is just more negative **** I have to deal with in life... So I switch the channel to avoid it.[/nq]
The problem is that the popularity of Reality shows have made the business so cynical and heartless it doesn't matter what happens to innocent people anymore. We used to talk about collateral damage during war efforts and political uprisings, but now it's become more or less accepted in the entertainment industry as well.
"So What, it's only a human being"
I hate all those new Reality Shows that pops up as if they just came from a bag from Jolly Time.
I have nothing against those shows like Survivor and such, but they are NOT Reality Shows, they are game Shows, just like you say. What I hate are those Big Brother type shows that demands no sort of creativity or talent to get away with. Not only that, but it's robbing company budgets. Budget money that could be used to create something that would be worth more than just a massive moneybag and that wouldn't ruin innocent peoples lives. Budgets that could be spent on hiring talented and aspiring actors that have spent years at schools and workshops to reach their goals, instead of picking up PR-***** Todds for a Reality Show.

I dunno, there's just something about reality Shows that simply ****** me off.

Vidar Nilsen
It all begins here www.project-si.com

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[nq:1]I don't mind game shows like SURVIVOR - they are games, and the players know what they signed up for. ... is just more negative **** I have to deal with in life... So I switch the channel to avoid it.[/nq]
I'm with you, Bill. The channel clicker is my friend...

I won't even sit through a commercial anymore. click* *click* *click
Doug
"Sometimes you gotta say goodbye to the things you know, and hello to the things you don't."
Steve McQueen in "The Reivers

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[nq:1]I hate all those new Reality Shows that pops up as if they just came from a bag from Jolly ... spent years at schools and workshops to reach their goals, instead of picking up PR-***** Todds for a Reality Show.[/nq]
The good news is that Variety has printed a couple of articles lately saying that reality shows are slipping. This one was in yesterday's edition:
"Fiction is the brand new fave - By Alison James
CANNES In the ever-evolving global TV sales biz, fiction's the new reality.
Scripted shows hogged the limelight Monday, the
opening day of the 42nd Mip TV market in Cannes,
overshadowing the reality shows that have transformed schedules and dominated program marts in recent years."

Ken

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[nq:1]I wouldn't watch a show that told me there were rat turds in my coffee. That's stuff I don't really want to know.[/nq]
Yep.
I got a little sarcastic last night because I was tired of the junk they were promoting on the T.V. (And, believe me, my sample isn't far off some of the **** I saw advertised.)
(I don't watch T.V. at home, but I've been in a motel for over five weeks.)

I'm with Doug on this one. click* *click* *click* *click* *off

Paulo Joe Jingy

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[nq:1]Do you have any idea what's crawling in and out of your office coffee cup when you go home at night?[/nq]
Do you hany idea what crawls up your nose when you sleep? Get a camera with an intervolometer, and do a time lapse on your face while you sleep. Insects and spiders, hundreds of them thousands of them! And worms too. They all crawl in and out of your nose everynight.

And all you Sushi lovers have worms cralling out of you while you sleep. Try this simple cheap test. You put an Oreo (original or double stuff) in close proximity to your ****, and in the morning, if there is a bite taken out of it... You might have a problem. Its a worm, but be careful, they bite, and even in the rare instance that you catch the worm and pull it out, be cautious of the head. Its got double jaws, just like The Alien.
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