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JCDenton Posted 18 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
New joke of the day..;-)
Bill Gates died and went to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by St.
Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell. Bill asked if he
could see them before he decided. St. Peter said yes and snapped his fingers.
They instantly appeared on a sunny beach, with people eating great foods,
dancing, swimming, playing volleyball and having a wonderful time.
Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!"
St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Do you want to see Heaven?"
Bill nods yes, and they instantly appear in a shady park, with a few old people
sitting on benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet
and very serene.
St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute,
and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I will take Hell." Instantly, he was
plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls
filling his ears.
He looks up, and sees St. Peter sitting at his desk up in the sky. Bill calls
out to him, and says, "Hey! What is going on? Where is the beach? The beautiful
women? The party?"
St. Peter turns from his Macintosh computer to face Bill, and says, "That was
just the demo."
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Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell. Bill asked if he
could see them before he decided. St. Peter said yes and snapped his fingers.
They instantly appeared on a sunny beach, with people eating great foods,
dancing, swimming, playing volleyball and having a wonderful time.
Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!"
St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Do you want to see Heaven?"
Bill nods yes, and they instantly appear in a shady park, with a few old people
sitting on benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet
and very serene.
St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute,
and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I will take Hell." Instantly, he was
plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls
filling his ears.
He looks up, and sees St. Peter sitting at his desk up in the sky. Bill calls
out to him, and says, "Hey! What is going on? Where is the beach? The beautiful
women? The party?"
St. Peter turns from his Macintosh computer to face Bill, and says, "That was
just the demo."
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nice one JCDenton...
- nice one JCDenton...
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Good joke
A typical joke for students of Computer's Science, as me ^^
Good joke
A typical joke for students of Computer's Science, as me ^^
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I have heard this joke, but instead of the demo, instead it said screen-saver.
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