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JCDenton Posted 18 years ago
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New joke for better mood...again just for fun

.....Emotion: wink

A juggler, driving to his next performance,
is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid
doing in your car?" Asks the officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful officer.
"Let me see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts
juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!"


Best Regards
JCD
  

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nice one

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hahuhaua very good!!
There's a new law in Brazil, called "Dry-Law".
If you drive and drink, you lost your driver's licence, go to jail and pay around $550,00
It will function very well here

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