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KYsheeplover06 Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

New Joke

1font00Here's a short joke I heard at school this past week:02font02br
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01font00"What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?"02font02br
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01font00"Dam(n)!"02font02br
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01font00I thought this was quite amusing, but it's much funnier when delivered aloud.02font0-
  

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0 01font05000 i loved it thank you KY...02font00 010id1
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1font00I'm glad you liked it...02font0-
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0But I don't get it. What's funny when people answer "****" ?02br
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00 I am a newbie. Thank you for your reply :-) 0-
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0Another gramma question: Why was this joke stated in a past tense?02br
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01font00Can we say: 02br
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01font00"What does the fish say when he (it ?) swims into a concrete wall?"02font02br
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0 01font00It's not funny only because the fish said "****", but what he swam into (the concrete wall) is also called a dam, (pronounced the same way). It's sort of a play on words. As for your second question, I don't quite understand what you're asking, perhaps you could ellaborate.02font00 0-
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1font00Alright, after going back and reading and thinking about what you wrote, I understand now. 02font02br
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01font00Yes, I guess you could say it in the present-tense, it wouldn't really matter. It was in past-tense for now particular reason.02font0-
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5000 i think funny when imagine...02br
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00warrener welcome to EF:D010id2
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0Warrener, welcome to EF! We have a great time here, and we hope you will too! 05002br
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00Sarah... nice one!02br
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00In my school, we have a teacher whose surname is Dam. Although it's pronounced differently ("thahm" with the "th" as in "the"), you can expect what we call her! Nasty, aren't we? 05102br
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00Cheers! (Sarah
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0Thank you Tearsofjoy, ville and all you people who helped me:-)02br
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00This is a good joke. I will tell it to my friends.0-
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5000 that's kind of u warrener...010id1
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