Need help writing a thesis statement

First assignment of the year, and troubles are already arising. OH BOY. Basically, I need to come up with an intro for an introductory essay on myself. It has to answer the following questions.

1.Where and who do you live with?

2.What have you learned from previous English courses? What do you hope to learn in?

3.What are your strengths

4. What are your personal goals

5.What world event has perplexed and saddened you

6.How would you like the rest of the world to deal with this situation

I`ve conjured an answer for every question, but am having adversity coming up with an intro that doesn`t violate the english language, and cleanly binds these questions together.

Thanks,