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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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MY VERY FIRST TIME



MY VERY FIRST TIME



The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came






At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow...


I BET YOU HAD BAD THOUGHTS!!!!!

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