Modern RAM-ayan, I/O-dhya to LANka

Hi,
This is just for fun guys, not to heart any one.
This can be enjoyed buy every one who has little knoledge of both the computers and Ramayana

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Ramayana by Bill Gates...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.RAM
the
eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.

His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only
16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to
INSTALL RAM as his successor.



However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of
her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest

for 14 years.

At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and
he
kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted
to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he
marry
her.RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of
her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle
MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag
and
drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath,
cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL
RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the
opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her
ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.



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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
SU-greev
and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.Many tried
to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the .'WEBCRAWLERS'
(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about C'ta. Some of them
even shouted YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'.
Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.

Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at
an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED.Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found
'C'ta
weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to
identify himself to 'C'ta.

After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa
BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by
spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from
LAN-ka
and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for
the
battle.

One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful
brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets
of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense
on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded
his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every
one
lived happily everafter