Missing Transcripts for Star Trek

I thought this would be incredibly funny to fans of the Star Trek Next Generation Series, here goes:

Scene: The bridge crew of the USS Enterprise are on the on the Bridge and are for no apparent reason munching on Pizza.

Capt. Picard: This is excellent Pizza No 1

Riker: Yes although I Like To add a layer of parmesan

Picard: Agreed. Lt Worf bring the parmesan

Bridge Crew: *** *** ***

Data: Interesting, The cheese content appears span 55% of the surface area of the Pizza

Worf : The Container appears to be stuck sir, suggest aggressive tactics.

Crusher: There may be another way captain

Picard: Belay that order Worf!

Crusher: If we apply pressure in a downwards spiral. That may unlock the cheese.

Picard: Excellent, you’re promoted to Lieutenant

(interrupt) LeForge: Captain, Cheesy crust supplies are getting dangerously low

Picard: Open a hailing frequency to pizza hut star base 9.50

PizzaHutSB9.50: Pizza Hut may I take your order?

Picard: This is Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise

PizzaHutSB9.50: We’ve got your record here captain

Picard: I Need five cheesy crust meat feast

Riker: Suggest the ham’cheese crust sir

Picard: Agreed. Make that 5 Ham’n’Cheese meat feast

PizzaHutSB9.50: Pizza will Transported in 15 minutes

Picard: Make it so

It’s a lot more funny if you act it out