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Justafriend_786 Posted 19 years ago
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Marital Woes

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02b01font01a01font01b00Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends02b02font01b01font00. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. 02br
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00Man: 02font01font00Is there any way for long life?02font02b01font01b02br
00Dr: Get married. 02br
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00Man: Will it help? 02br
00Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. 02br
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00Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? 02br
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00It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 02br
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00Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 02br
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00Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 02br
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00It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. 02br
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00It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered 02br
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01b00If u r married please ignore this MSG, 02br
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00For everyone else: Happy Independence Day 02br
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00Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. 02br
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00After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. 02br
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00There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage 02br
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00Galfriends r like 02b02font01font01b00chocolates02b02font01b01font00, 02br
00Taste gud anytime. 02br
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00Lovers r like 02font01font00PIZZAS02font02b01font00, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. 02br
00Wife r like Dal 02font01font00RICE02font01b01font00, eaten when there`s no choice 02br
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00Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated? 02br
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00Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. 02br
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00Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? 02br
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00Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 02br
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00Q: 02font01font00Why dogs don't marry?02font02b01font02br
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00A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! 02br
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00There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. 02br
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00Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! 02br
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00Q: 02font01font00Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? 02font01font02br
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01b00A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!02b02font02a01b02br
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