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Usenet Posted 19 years ago
Screenwriting
Man Drowns Dog
After Hostell came out, I thought of a story called Kennel. Hostell in a Kennel. Instead of torturing people, the Kennel tortured pets. I built the premise into a story complete with archtype Lassie moments and a central character and a sand-through the hour-glass timeline.
I pitched it around, and everybody was like, "Are you nuts?" and "You cant make that, you will get assasinated" and even, "I wanna go home"
Whats the deal? Where does the hypocracy end and the apathy begin? If Americans are so fired up about pro-life PitBullism, why dont we go after countries where Bullfighting is legal? Its not like Mike Vick was sticking Pittbulls with swords infront of 100,000 people?
And check these guys out
http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=650876
They caught a 300lb Blue Marlin last night and killed it for the photo op. Marlin sucks to eat. Americans dont eat it. But you know what? 1000lb Sharks eat 300lb Marlin, and people get eaten by sharks
I thought the folks hated Pittbulls. And what so different between selective Pittbull breading, and stem cell research? Or even male masterbation...
My point is, Its over for the Pet Torture genre. The libs and the right finally agree on one thing. Save the Pittbulls. Me, Im on the move. I'm thinking Dolphin are gonna be the next big thing to torture. Its about this guy that works the night shift at an Aquarium. At night, he tortures the dolphins. During the day, the main dolphin trainer (hot female) is wondering why the dolphins are acting strange. She ends up trapped in an underwater Dolphin torture dungeon where people pay thousands of dollars to do sick stuff to Dolphins.
Whatya think?
Oranse
Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.
I pitched it around, and everybody was like, "Are you nuts?" and "You cant make that, you will get assasinated" and even, "I wanna go home"
Whats the deal? Where does the hypocracy end and the apathy begin? If Americans are so fired up about pro-life PitBullism, why dont we go after countries where Bullfighting is legal? Its not like Mike Vick was sticking Pittbulls with swords infront of 100,000 people?
And check these guys out
http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=650876
They caught a 300lb Blue Marlin last night and killed it for the photo op. Marlin sucks to eat. Americans dont eat it. But you know what? 1000lb Sharks eat 300lb Marlin, and people get eaten by sharks
I thought the folks hated Pittbulls. And what so different between selective Pittbull breading, and stem cell research? Or even male masterbation...
My point is, Its over for the Pet Torture genre. The libs and the right finally agree on one thing. Save the Pittbulls. Me, Im on the move. I'm thinking Dolphin are gonna be the next big thing to torture. Its about this guy that works the night shift at an Aquarium. At night, he tortures the dolphins. During the day, the main dolphin trainer (hot female) is wondering why the dolphins are acting strange. She ends up trapped in an underwater Dolphin torture dungeon where people pay thousands of dollars to do sick stuff to Dolphins.
Whatya think?
Oranse
Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.
Top answer
[/nq] "And they called it... [/nq] Yeah, well, it might be satire, but it's waay to close to reality, what with dog fighting, game farms where chickenshit "hunters" pay to shoot tame, caged bears and lions. Not to mention, but I will, the way minks etc are killed (**** electrocution, to preserve the pelts).
- [/nq] "And they called it...
- [/nq] Yeah, well, it might be satire, but it's waay to close to reality, what with dog fighting, game farms where chickenshit "hunters" pay to shoot tame, caged bears and lions.
- Not to mention, but I will, the way minks etc are killed (**** electrocution, to preserve the pelts).
- And the factory-farming of chickens AND veals AND pigs AND...
- the list goes on.
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[nq:1]Whatya think?[/nq]
"And they called it... puppy snuuff..."
[nq:1]Oranse Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.[/nq]
Yeah, well, it might be satire, but it's waay to close to reality, what with dog fighting, game farms where chickenshit "hunters" pay to shoot tame, caged bears and lions. Not to mention, but I will, the way minks etc are killed (**** electrocution,
"And they called it... puppy snuuff..."
[nq:1]Oranse Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.[/nq]
Yeah, well, it might be satire, but it's waay to close to reality, what with dog fighting, game farms where chickenshit "hunters" pay to shoot tame, caged bears and lions. Not to mention, but I will, the way minks etc are killed (**** electrocution,
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[nq:1]My point is, Its over for the Pet Torture genre. The libs and the right finally agree on one thing. ... tortures the dolphins. During the day, the main dolphin trainer (hot female) is wondering why the dolphins are acting strange.[/nq]
Killing animals for pleasure is a sin.
"Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers." ? Mel Brooks
Killing animals for pleasure is a sin.
"Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers." ? Mel Brooks
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[nq:1]There's a Japanese folk tale about a man who had to leave his young son at home while he went ... on the floor - the dog had killed it - and the boy was safe and sound under the bed.[/nq]
Well, geez, this is just so sad, that he wouldn't trust the dog; that he wouldn't shout out the kid's name. What is the moral to this distressing story?
The Peripatetic Samurai Robot
Well, geez, this is just so sad, that he wouldn't trust the dog; that he wouldn't shout out the kid's name. What is the moral to this distressing story?
The Peripatetic Samurai Robot
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[nq:2]There's a Japanese folk tale about a man who had ... and the boy was safe and sound under the bed.[/nq]
[nq:1]Well, geez, this is just so sad, that he wouldn't trust the dog; that he wouldn't shout out the kid's name. What is the moral to this distressing story?[/nq]
Japanese like that kind of ***. (I did some work for a major Japanese company last year.)
[nq:1]Well, geez, this is just so sad, that he wouldn't trust the dog; that he wouldn't shout out the kid's name. What is the moral to this distressing story?[/nq]
Japanese like that kind of ***. (I did some work for a major Japanese company last year.)
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[nq:2]Disgusting. But doesn't quite qualify as killing for pleasure, though...[/nq]
[nq:1]Agreed. It's more accurately labeled as aversion therapy. I bet the puppy learned its lesson and won't do that again.[/nq]
Cutting off a puppy's head with a chainsaw isn't euthanasia, it's sadistic. There certianly was a form of satisfaction involved.
jaybee
[nq:1]Agreed. It's more accurately labeled as aversion therapy. I bet the puppy learned its lesson and won't do that again.[/nq]
Cutting off a puppy's head with a chainsaw isn't euthanasia, it's sadistic. There certianly was a form of satisfaction involved.
jaybee
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[nq:1]The danse: Caution: contains graphic, evil images. I'm not kidding.
Ahhh. Nobody does it like Dario.
While we're at it, how abo
Ahhh. Nobody does it like Dario.
While we're at it, how abo
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[nq:1]After Hostell came out, I thought of a story called Kennel. Hostell in a Kennel. Instead of torturing people, the ... dollars to do sick stuff to Dolphins. Whatya think? Oranse Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.[/nq]
I've known two pitbulls from the same litter. One was taught to fight and the other was taught to be a pet. They lined up right in line with what they we
I've known two pitbulls from the same litter. One was taught to fight and the other was taught to be a pet. They lined up right in line with what they we
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[nq:2]After Hostell came out, I thought of a story called ... Disclaimer - This is satire and is intended as comedy.[/nq]
[nq:1]I've known two pitbulls from the same litter. One was taught to fight and the other was taught to be ... back to kindergarten. Not that I don't love you or anything but why in the world would you defend this?[/nq]
I don't love him and find it repulsive he suggests
[nq:1]I've known two pitbulls from the same litter. One was taught to fight and the other was taught to be ... back to kindergarten. Not that I don't love you or anything but why in the world would you defend this?[/nq]
I don't love him and find it repulsive he suggests
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