man and woman.

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If man and woman were machines, how easy would they be to operate?

Jhumjhum · Accepted Answer

You have correctly portrayed the machines<img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/5.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/5.gif' alt='Emotion: wink'/>

Gazapo · Answer

hahaha. Although I'm not sure the women would have an "off" button...just kidding <img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' alt='Emotion: smile'/>

Matress · Answer

Gazapohahaha. Although I'm not sure the women would have an "off" button...just kidding

Good point!!

I completely agree!!

Salman` · Answer

well, how about this way!!!

Man:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
5. Drive Away

Woman:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the car mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually fix hair
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in 112 compartments in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bankcard.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. Cancel
18. Reenter code
19. Cancel
20. Call husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. Error
23. Enter bigger amount
24. Error
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the road
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually fix hair fix cloths
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go again into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers and hard to drive fast
46. Remember to remove hand brake
47. Loose temper Call husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM

Orange Flower · Answer

HI,

you know I am a woman but I believe the truth in my speak [Y]

So, I want to say that all members who wrote and replying Before me are telling the fact and truth because the woman is not clear and the man has difficult for understand her

I hope that all woman her is forgive me for this

[F]

orange flower

Matress · Answer

Orange Flower
HI,

you know I am a woman but I believe the truth in my speak [Y]

So, I want to say that all members who wrote and replying Before me are telling the fact and truth because the woman is not clear and the man has difficult for understand her

I hope that all woman her is forgive me for this [F]

orange flower

I totally agree with you, my darling! Poor men, or poor women???

:-S

man and woman.

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