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Ant_222 Posted 17 years ago
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Lover trouble

A husband returns home (a flat in a big house) after work, his wife meets him looking all frustrated, excited and scared, whereby, he concludes that she had just been with another man. He rushes towards the window and sees a man hurry out of the house's door. Rage takes hold of him, he takes the fridge and throws it through the window right onto the man.

...Half a year later (when that guy got out of the hospital)
On the court:

JUDGE: Let's hear the accused.
HUSBAND: Well, I came home earlier than usual and saw that my wife's lover was just leaving and threw the fridge upon him.
JUDGE: Let's hear the victim.
VICTIM: I was going out of the doorway and then suddenly something crashed on me from above.
JUDGE: And now let's hear the witness.
WITNESS: Well, I was sitting the frige...
  
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