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Justafriend_786 Posted 19 years ago
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Love VS Marriage*

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01b00Love is holding hands in the street. 02br
00Marriage is holding arguments in the street. 02b02br
01b00Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. 02b02br
01b00Marriage is a fast food take-out. 02b02br
01b00Love is cuddling on a sofa. 02b02br
01b00Marriage is deciding on a sofa 02br
00Love is talking about having children. 02br
00Marriage is talking about getting away02br
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01b00Love is going to bed early. 02b02br
01b00Marriage is going to sleep early. 02b01p

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01b00Love is a romantic drive. 02b02br
01b00Marriage is a tarmac drive.02b01p

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01b00Love is losing your appetite.02br
00Marriage is losing your figure. 02b02br
01b00Love is sweet nothing in the ear.02b02br
01b00Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank. 02b02br
01b00Love is a flickering flame.02br
00Marriage is a flickering television. 02b02br
01b00Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. 02b02br
01b00Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!". 02b02br
01b00In short love is Blind...02b02br
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01b00Marriage is an eye opener!!!!!02br
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0 01font 00Hi, Justafriend02br 00If love and mariage are "fighting" for real, how come they go along with each other. Should we take both in life, or choose one and leave the other? 05002br 02br 02font 00 010id2

— Fleder_m@u_S

  • 0 01font 00Hi, Justafriend02br 00If love and mariage are "fighting" for real, how come they go along with each other.
  • Should we take both in life, or choose one and leave the other?
  • 05002br 02br 02font 00 010id2
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0 01font00Hi, Justafriend02br
00If love and mariage are "fighting" for real, how come they go along with each other. Should we take both in life, or choose one and leave the other? 05002br
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0salam alaikum02br
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00hehehe thats the problem even i dont know hahahahahaha02br
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00thank you 01font01b00Fleder_m@u_S02b02font00 for you 01font01b00lovely02b02font00 reply 02br
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0Well, love in its true sense is nothing but sharing & giving and marriage is a condition U become paralyzed, and wondering if the partner really loves U.02br
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00Love can happen anytime anywhere at any age even out of the marriage, but what U gotta do is stick to the marriiage and try to fetch out the true love into it. It needs the divine favor and we need to seek it.0
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0salam alaikum02br
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00wooooooooow thank you 01font01b00Passionate_freak00 02b02font00 for your advice i liked it02br
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00and welcome 01font01b00Passionate_freak02b02font00 and thank you for your 01font
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00I think that marriage was invented by Devil))) 0-
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0 01b01font00My friend told me that love is the matter of two people, but marriage is the matter of two families02font02b00 0-
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0He says absolutely correct,02br
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00so please think enough before marry.0-
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0 alai *** selam 0-
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0 I want marry some women, but who can tell how to get girlfriend first! 0-
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0 A wise old man once told me:02br
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00 Marriage is an institution. But who wants to live in an institution?02br
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00 A man is not complete until he's married. Then he's finished.02br
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00 Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.02br
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