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Anonymous Posted 12 years ago
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Looking for a specific quote on semicolons

Hey all - hoping someone can help me with this!

Years ago, I came across a quote somewhere online, along the lines of, "You can use the semicolon exactly twice in your life - use them wisely." The idea, of course, being to discourage overuse of the semicolon.

I'm one of those semicolon sticklers myself - I hate them. So every now and then, I get into a debate with a friend over their usage, and I remember this quote and wish I could pull it out to support my argument. Does anybody know where this comes from? I'm guessing I don't have the quote quite right, since a lot of Googling has so far gotten me no where.

Best,

Ben
  

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Never heard of it. But did find:- “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons.

  • Never heard of it.
  • But did find:- “Here is a lesson in creative writing.
  • First rule: Do not use semicolons.
  • They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing.
  • ” ?
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Never heard of it. But did find:-

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”

? Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[To T. E. Lawrence, on Seven Pillars of Wisdom:] You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a sy

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