Years ago, I came across a quote somewhere online, along the lines of, "You can use the semicolon exactly twice in your life - use them wisely." The idea, of course, being to discourage overuse of the semicolon.
I'm one of those semicolon sticklers myself - I hate them. So every now and then, I get into a debate with a friend over their usage, and I remember this quote and wish I could pull it out to support my argument. Does anybody know where this comes from? I'm guessing I don't have the quote quite right, since a lot of Googling has so far gotten me no where.
Best,
Ben
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Never heard of it. But did find:- “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons.
— KatrinaB
Never heard of it.
But did find:- “Here is a lesson in creative writing.
First rule: Do not use semicolons.
They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing.
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“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
? Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
[To T. E. Lawrence, on Seven Pillars of Wisdom:] You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a sy