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J Lewis Posted 20 years ago
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Little Tony
Little Tony came home from school saying, "I got a bad score/mark in arithmetic".
"Why, what was the problem?", asked his father.
"The teacher asked me what are two threes and I said six".
"Well, that's right, isn't it?"
"Yes, but then she asked me three twos"
"What's the difference, for Christ's sake?"
"That's what I said".
Little Tony sitting in the park ate five candy bars in an hour. An old man came over and said, "Look, that's not good for you, it'll rot your teeth, give you pimples and make you fat":
"Well, my grandfather lived to the age of 97", replied Tony.
"What, because he ate five candy bars in an hour?"
"No, because he minded his own business"
"Why, what was the problem?", asked his father.
"The teacher asked me what are two threes and I said six".
"Well, that's right, isn't it?"
"Yes, but then she asked me three twos"
"What's the difference, for Christ's sake?"
"That's what I said".
Little Tony sitting in the park ate five candy bars in an hour. An old man came over and said, "Look, that's not good for you, it'll rot your teeth, give you pimples and make you fat":
"Well, my grandfather lived to the age of 97", replied Tony.
"What, because he ate five candy bars in an hour?"
"No, because he minded his own business"
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