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Eagle Posted 21 years ago
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Little johny Jokes
One day Lil Jony says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Gradma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Gradma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
Top answer
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
- Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.
- Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
- Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
- "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
- I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car g
the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car g
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Teacher What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is
green
nd one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair of the
same at home.
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Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny Brother
wearing, one is
green
nd one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair of the
same at home.
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Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny Brother
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a
question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I
like the way you are thinking
question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I
like the way you are thinking
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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
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