Lion gets ***

Once upon a time, a king decided to get his daughter married. He calls his ministers and says that he wants the stongest, bravest and sexiest man in the world for his daughter. Soon a competetion was announced at the palace and all young men were invited.

The conditions were that in the first round one has to drink ten full bottles of the strongest liquor of the kingdom. Then fight and take out one eye of a one month hungry lion. And finally satisfy the hottest woman of the kingdom.

First guy was flat after drinking two bottles.

Next one couldn't finish fourth one and was flat.

Many like that. One finished all bottles and was thrown in front of lion who fought with bravery but got killed.

Finally, one Sikh guy (Sardarji) came and finished all ten bottles. And asked for more.

Every body clapped and hoped this guy would do something.

After his extra drinks he was thrown into lion's cage. He jumped at lion and people were watching with interest. Sometimes lion was above and sardarji down and sometimes sardarji was up and lion down. After a while people saw lion trying to get away and sardarji pulling him. And to everybody's surprise, lion broke his cage and ran away.

Sardarji came out, scraches and blood all over him and shouted, " WHERE IS THAT WOMAN WHOSE EYE HAS TO BE TAKEN OUT"

Imagine what he did to lion what he was supposed to do to the woman.

Hope you enjoyed

Raj