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Intelligent Freak Posted 19 years ago
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
- - - Groucho Marx
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- - - Forrest Tucker
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
- - - Earl of Rochester
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
- - - F. H. Bradley
Stay with me; I want to be alone.
- - - Joey Adams
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
- - - Groucho Marx
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- - - Forrest Tucker
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
- - - Earl of Rochester
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
- - - F. H. Bradley
Stay with me; I want to be alone.
- - - Joey Adams
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
Top answer
hahaha, i never considered Marx as a person with humor, but i definitely like this one:P
- hahaha, i never considered Marx as a person with humor, but i definitely like this one:P
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hahaha, i never considered Marx as a person with humor, but i definitely like this one:P
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Floxflow - Groucho Marx is one of the funniest people ever! Are you perhaps thinking of Karl Marx? They are quite different!!
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx
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haha good idea for next time: also look at the front name of the person. I just read Marx and thought about Karl Marx, i didn't even look further:P. i've never heard of groucho before..
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Flox, Gramar Geek is right... I agree with her 100%!!!
And here's more...
It is by the goodness of *** that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)
Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangero
And here's more...
It is by the goodness of *** that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)
Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangero
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any more?
and I don't get this
'Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman', what does it mean? The woman don't think that the great man can be something?
and I don't get this
'Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman', what does it mean? The woman don't think that the great man can be something?
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Man is the Head of the family - Woman is its neck - she turns the head wherever she likes!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. <---- LOL! 
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Yelei_1981 any more?and I don't get this'Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman', what does it mean? The woman don't think that the great man can be something?The woman didn't expect that the man would be great, thus she was surprised.
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