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Anita_a Posted 22 years ago
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it
hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken
  

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hii ani,

this is ram.realy ur joke is superb.
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Great. Any more ?
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thats good anitha. some more laughsssss...
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Thanx Ram and Balaji.
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