"Funky" was originally used to describe music, I think, and carries a connotation of fresh, different, out of the mainstream, crazy but in a good way. Without more context, I'd say he's using the word here almost ironically - whatever's going on behind the door is not pop culture. "Laserium" - I've never heard the word but a dance club sounds like a good guess.
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