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Benita Posted 20 years ago
You love someone but marry someone else.
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails too. But if the kidney fails, the liver manages with another kidney.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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You love someone but marry someone else.
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
---------------
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
---------------
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails too. But if the kidney fails, the liver manages with another kidney.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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"The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!"
This is the punch line
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Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine "***".
He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of
embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog
license, I told the clerk I would like a lic. for ***. He said,
"I'd like one too" Then I said, But this is a dog. He said he
didn't care what she looked like. The I said, You don't
under
He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of
embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog
license, I told the clerk I would like a lic. for ***. He said,
"I'd like one too" Then I said, But this is a dog. He said he
didn't care what she looked like. The I said, You don't
under
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I'm going to be very careful about choosing names henceforth! 0
In the dining room:
"Son, I dont want you to have *** under the table when we have guests."
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In the bedroom:
"Honey, I have spread fresh linen on the bed. I dont want to have *** on the bed."
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In the car:
"Sweetheart, you cannot have *** in the back seat. We don't want scratche
"Son, I dont want you to have *** under the table when we have guests."
______________________
In the bedroom:
"Honey, I have spread fresh linen on the bed. I dont want to have *** on the bed."
______________________
In the car:
"Sweetheart, you cannot have *** in the back seat. We don't want scratche
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> "The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!"
Does it has something to do with Japanese?
Does it has something to do with Japanese?
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No Avim, it's just a joke about a new invention - a camera that can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 
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