jokes containing idioms

0We're all trying to guess what those idioms are, but no one has guessed yet, it seems.02br
00Perhaps you'd like to give us a clue and tell us which idioms you want to know the meaning of.02br
00Better yet, tell us the jokes. 02br
00CJ 0-

0welll.... I have to look for some jokes which contain idioms... and then, I have to translate them into my native language. so, I need some jokes in which idioms appear. I hope I've been clear enough now... 05000 051010id211id4

0I can't think of any 'good' ones, but here's an old one:02br
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00Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?......To see if time really flies.02br
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00Is that what you're looking for?0-

0thanks. yes... kind of... but it's better if they are longer. so, if you find some more jokes like this one... 050010id4

0 Did you try looking in our forum on jokes, puzzles, etc.? I'd do that if I were you.0-

how about..
what did the horses say to eachother before they went to sleep?

-I guess its time to hit the hay!

Why are the baby strawberries crying?
Because their parents are in a jam.

A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "OK... but just don't start anything."

Why there are no ants in the church ?
Because they're insects You get it ? IN-SECTS

idioms is a sentence or word that is kinda hard to understand from its true meaning like I smell something :fishy:
it means he sense something bad is happening or will still happend
wish u would understand

Hi

- Horse goes into a bar; the barman says 'Why the long face?'

Dave