Jokes

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Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans!

Why did the boxer wear gloves to bed?
Because he wanted to hit the sack!

Why did the window see the doctor?
It was having window panes!

Why was the fisherman mad at the computer?
Because he wasn't getting any bytes!

What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?
The punch line.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue!

How is an engaged woman like a telephone?
They both have rings!

What is a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrrrrgentina!

What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!