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Hitchhiker Posted 23 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Joke: 4 Chris and Majoqui
So this guy walks into a quiet bar..
He's feeling bad about things and he sits down by himself. He yells over to the barman at the other end and asks for a beer. A few seconds later he hears a voice
"nice jacket"
"Thanks!" he says to the barman
"I didn't say anything" the barman replies
So he shrugs, moments later he gets his beer and the barman disappears off. He's sitting quietly when suddenly he hears:
"You're looking great today!"
"Who said that?" he replies
There's noone around at all, then another voice..
"You've lost weight"
"Who's there, who said that" he yells..
The barman comes running back in:
"What's wrong, why are you screaming"
"There's someone speaking to me, telling me i look great and stuff, what's going on?!!"
"O don't worry about that, it's only the peanuts, they're complimentary!"
He's feeling bad about things and he sits down by himself. He yells over to the barman at the other end and asks for a beer. A few seconds later he hears a voice
"nice jacket"
"Thanks!" he says to the barman
"I didn't say anything" the barman replies
So he shrugs, moments later he gets his beer and the barman disappears off. He's sitting quietly when suddenly he hears:
"You're looking great today!"
"Who said that?" he replies
There's noone around at all, then another voice..
"You've lost weight"
"Who's there, who said that" he yells..
The barman comes running back in:
"What's wrong, why are you screaming"
"There's someone speaking to me, telling me i look great and stuff, what's going on?!!"
"O don't worry about that, it's only the peanuts, they're complimentary!"
Top answer
I like that one a lot - i'll try it on my advanced students tomorrow! gnite
- I like that one a lot - i'll try it on my advanced students tomorrow!
- gnite
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I like that one a lot - i'll try it on my advanced students tomorrow!
gnite
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0 Two hydrongen atoms walk into a bar. 02 br
00 One says " I have lost my electron" 02 br
00 the other says, "Are You sure?" 02 br
00 The first replies, "Yes, I am positive" 02 br
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00 And a romantic one!. 02 br
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00 Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. 02 br
00 The ceremony wasn't much but th
00 One says " I have lost my electron" 02 br
00 the other says, "Are You sure?" 02 br
00 The first replies, "Yes, I am positive" 02 br
02 br
00 And a romantic one!. 02 br
02 br
00 Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. 02 br
00 The ceremony wasn't much but th
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0 hehe, told that one to a bunch of people.. Great stuff MaJ! 05 0 010id 1
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0 reception was brilliant! LOL 02 br
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00 Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench 02 br
00 under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years 02 br
00 old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my 02 br
00 age. How do you feel?" 02 br
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00 Slim say
02 br
00 Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench 02 br
00 under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years 02 br
00 old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my 02 br
00 age. How do you feel?" 02 br
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0 hehe 05 0 00 I've got a few business partners who'd appreciate that .. 010id 1
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0 Nope i'm all out, there was some shmooliette told me once, but she'd better post them (i'll get it wrong!) (The stick! The stick!) 0-
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The
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